Glow in the dark fish!

The next miracle of genetic engineering has arrived: glow in the dark fish!

Eco-freaks are already moaning:

“It’s biological pollution,” said Andrew Kimbrell, executive director of the Center for Food Safety. He said that even if the GloFish was not dangerous, failure to regulate it would set a precedent allowing many other ornamental fish to enter the market unimpeded.

The fish may actually be the first positive thing to come from environmentalism: they “were originally bred to help detect environmental pollutants.”