The DOJ versus e-mail

In the latest of a series of rulings, a federal judge has issued a $1.45 billion judgment against Morgan Stanley for not keeping records of email communications.
Partly in response to such rulings, many corporations now have detailed
email retention policies and keep years of email records. But this is a
lose-lose situation for companies: five years ago, New York Attorney
General Eliot Spitzer fined Morgan Stanley $10 million dollars because
it (like most firms at the time) did not keep e-mail records. Merill
Lynch was one of a few that did keep detailed records, and was fined
$100 million dollars for its efforts because some e-mails contained
compromising materials.

Keeping track of what e-mail is to be retained for how long is a
major headache – and not just for mail administrators like myself.
While SEC regulations require a variety of periods for record
retention, anti-discrimination statutes like the Data Protection Act of
1998 require that personal data should not be kept “for longer than is
necessary.” This effectively means that each e-mail user must be an
expert in the relevant laws in order to filter every single received
email into the appropriate category, as dictated by a multitude of
vague and contradictory regulations. Managers must obsess over trifling
communications sent by a low-level employee that might be uncovered by
prosecutors armed with powerful search software years later. The
consequent cost (or boon, depending on your perspective) to
software-development and consulting companies is enormous as well.

Can you guess the most likely response to the DOJ’s policy? If you
guessed that companies are likely to severely restrict e-mail use, you
might be right. Next on the DOJ agenda: requiring years of instant
messaging and phone records.

Crossposted to The Egosphere

"The Whore Lived Like a German"

Brutal Islamic fundamentalism thrives in the pacifist multicultural culture of Germany:

five …Muslim women have been murdered in Berlin during the past four months by their husbands or partners for besmirching the family’s Muslim honor. Two of them were stabbed to death in front of their young children, one was shot, one strangled and a fifth drowned. It seems hard to fathom, but in the middle of democratic Western Europe — in Germany, a nation where pacifism is almost a universal mantra — murderous macho patriotism not only exists but also appears to be thriving. It may even be Germany’s liberalism — and its post World War II fear of criticizing minority cultures — that has encouraged ultra-religious families to settle here…

Uncle Sam wants you… to explain this $50 cash deposit

In 2006, it’ll be a whole lot harder to cheat on your taxes, even accidentally. In fact, you’ll also have to field calls from the government over odd deposits that you make, e.g. a deposit at an odd time of the month, or a cash deposit, or a deposit made from a foreign bank, etc. That’s because, thanks to the PATRIOT act, banks are spending billions on highly sophisticated, government-mandated anti-money laundering (AML) software that will track every last transaction of every last customer in order to build up individual customer profiles and look for “suspicious” activity. And when they find some suspicious activity, they’re going to want an explanation out of you, regardless of whether or not you fit any sort of terrorist profile.

Fat is Good?

A new government study indicates that being moderately “fat” can actually be good for your health. Apparently, the cultural norms for “normal” weight are too low, and many more Americans die from being too thin (33.7K) than too fat (25.8K). Only problem is that in “recent years, the government has spent millions of dollars fighting obesity and publicizing the message that two out of three American adults are overweight or obese, and at higher risk for heart disease, arthritis and diabetes.”
I wonder – could the screwed up dietary habits and body weight expectations of Americans be linked to decades of government propaganda? It’s popular to blame Hollywood and fast food for these problems, but these things have been around far longer than our dietary problems, and today’s commercially-produced foods are actually healthier than ever before.

Intruder! Intruder!

Unlikely most security systems, this one runs down criminals with uh, smoke and lights. And now it’s going to be used to patrol RFID-tagged Japanese school kids. There’s probably a witty comment I should add about hall monitors, cops patrolling U.S. schools and/or the influence of anime, but I can’t think of it right now.

Speaking of automating menial jobs, I used a self-checkout terminal for the first time in Wall Mart of all places. The minimum wage will soon add two more victims to the list of obsolete jobs that began with elevator operators and movie ushers: the checkout clerk and grocery bagger.